GAFDOA - You’re so full of nonsense you don’t even want to try. Your

You’re so full of nonsense you don’t even want to try. Your brain is a trash can and your heart is a sad potato.

I saw a cat on the sidewalk. I said, 'That’s not my problem.'

My teacher asked me to do homework. I said, 'Nope. I’m dead.'

I got a call from my dad. I hung up and said, 'I’m not alive.'