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You’re so broken inside you don’t even care if you die right then and there. Your soul is a deadbeat and your brain is a dumpster fire.

My mom called. I let it go to voicemail. Then I cried in the shower.

I walked past my ex and didn’t even flinch. I just said, 'You’re still ugly.'

I got a ticket for parking in a fire hydrant. I said, 'Burn it.'

You’re so full of nonsense you don’t even want to try. Your brain is a trash can and your heart is a sad potato.

I saw a cat on the sidewalk. I said, 'That’s not my problem.'

My teacher asked me to do homework. I said, 'Nope. I’m dead.'

I got a call from my dad. I hung up and said, 'I’m not alive.'

You’re so tired of everything you just stop caring. You’re like a broken toaster that doesn’t even make toast anymore.

I saw my friend fail a test. I said, 'Good for you. I’m done.'

I got yelled at by my brother. I said, 'I’m not even here anymore.'

My mom asked me to clean my room. I said, 'I’m not alive.'

You don’t even know what a ‘fuck’ is anymore. You’re like a zombie who forgot how to eat and is just standing there.

I saw a dog poop on the floor. I said, 'That’s not my problem.'

I got a pop quiz. I said, 'I’m not even here.'

I saw my crush and didn’t even wave. I just said, 'I’m dead.'

You’re so used to being dead inside you don’t even know what it’s like to be alive. You’re like a ghost who forgot how to haunt people.

I saw my friend get a promotion. I said, 'That’s not me.'

I got a call from my grandma. I said, 'I’m not alive.'

I saw my favorite band break up. I said, 'I’m done.'