GAFDOA - You’re so broken inside you don’t even care if you die right

You’re so broken inside you don’t even care if you die right then and there. Your soul is a deadbeat and your brain is a dumpster fire.

My mom called. I let it go to voicemail. Then I cried in the shower.

I walked past my ex and didn’t even flinch. I just said, 'You’re still ugly.'

I got a ticket for parking in a fire hydrant. I said, 'Burn it.'