GAFC
GAFC is when someone acts like they’re the only one who ever reads a sign and expects you to be psychic.
My teacher said, 'You didn’t bring your book.' I said, 'GAFC! I thought it was a hidden treasure!'
My friend said, 'You didn’t show up to the movie.' I said, 'GAFC! I thought it was a conspiracy!'
My dad said, 'You didn’t do your chores.' I said, 'GAFC! I thought it was a vacation!'