GAFC

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GAFC means 'Get A Freakin' Clue', it's what you yell when someone acts like they're the only brain in the room and expects you to do their thinking for them.
My boss said, 'You should have known!' I replied, 'GAFC! I didn't even get the memo!'
My friend texted me, 'Why didn't you show up?' I said, 'GAFC! I didn't know the party was on Mars!'
My mom yelled, 'You failed math again!' I said, 'GAFC! I didn't know zero was a number!'
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GAFC is the scream of a person who thinks they’re the only one who needs to pay attention. They act like everyone else is blind and deaf.
My teacher said, 'You didn’t do your homework.' I said, 'GAFC! I thought it was optional!'
My coworker said, 'You missed the meeting.' I said, 'GAFC! I didn’t know meetings were a religion!'
My brother said, 'You didn’t help with dinner.' I said, 'GAFC! I thought it was a solo act!'
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GAFC is when you’re so mad you think someone is literally brain-dead and needs a clue that’s written in blood.
My friend said, 'You didn’t come to the game.' I said, 'GAFC! I didn’t know it was a war!'
My dad said, 'You forgot your lunch.' I said, 'GAFC! I didn’t know it was a survival mission!'
My neighbor said, 'You didn’t water the plants.' I said, 'GAFC! I thought they were robots!'
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GAFC is when you're so annoyed you want to throw the person's brain out the window and replace it with a dictionary.
My teacher said, 'You didn’t study.' I said, 'GAFC! I thought the test was a joke!'
My friend said, 'You didn’t text me.' I said, 'GAFC! I thought you had a phone made of bricks!'
My mom said, 'You didn’t clean your room.' I said, 'GAFC! I thought it was a art project!'
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GAFC is when someone acts like they’re the only one who ever reads a sign and expects you to be psychic.
My teacher said, 'You didn’t bring your book.' I said, 'GAFC! I thought it was a hidden treasure!'
My friend said, 'You didn’t show up to the movie.' I said, 'GAFC! I thought it was a conspiracy!'
My dad said, 'You didn’t do your chores.' I said, 'GAFC! I thought it was a vacation!'
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