GAFB
Get A Fucking Blackberry, for people who can’t even organize their sock drawer and think that’s a full-time job.
Your friend says: 'I’m going to the store.' You say: 'Get a fucking Blackberry.'
You text your brother: 'You left your shoes on the couch again.' He replies: 'Get a fucking Blackberry.'
Your dad says: 'I’m not helping you with your homework.' You say: 'Get a fucking Blackberry!'