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GET A FUCK BITCH, the ultimate middle finger to someone who just gave you the worst attitude ever.
You: 'I’m going to the mall.' Them: 'Whatever.' You reply: 'GET A FUCK BITCH.'
Your friend texts you: 'I’ll be there in 10 minutes.' You reply: 'GET A FUCK BITCH.'
Your mom yells: 'I’m not cleaning your mess!' You yell back: 'GET A FUCK BITCH!'
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Get A Fucking Blackberry, for people who can’t even organize their sock drawer and think that’s a full-time job.
Your friend says: 'I’m going to the store.' You say: 'Get a fucking Blackberry.'
You text your brother: 'You left your shoes on the couch again.' He replies: 'Get a fucking Blackberry.'
Your dad says: 'I’m not helping you with your homework.' You say: 'Get a fucking Blackberry!'
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Grow A Fucking Brain, for people who think they’re smart but act like they’re still in first grade.
Your friend says: 'I’m not going to school.' You say: 'Grow a fucking brain.'
Your mom says: 'You failed math again.' You say: 'Grow a fucking brain.'
Your teacher says: 'Do your homework.' You say: 'Grow a fucking brain!'
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Gay Ass Faggot Bitch, the most offensive way to call someone who’s not even trying to be cool.
You see someone wearing a glitter shirt and say: 'Gay ass faggot bitch.'
Your friend says: 'I’m going to the party.' You say: 'Gay ass faggot bitch.'
Your mom says: 'You’re being weird again.' You say: 'Gay ass faggot bitch!'
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