Gaetz Math
Gaetz Math is when two sane people do stupid money stuff just to pay people who do weird jobs.
I paid my cousin $200 to eat my leftovers for a month. That’s Gaetz Math.
He gave me a $500 bonus for showing up to work drunk. Classic Gaetz Math.
She hired a guy to yell at her printer for $100 an hour. That’s Gaetz Math.