Gaetz Math

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Gaetz Math is when two sane people do stupid money stuff just to pay people who do weird jobs.

I paid my cousin $200 to eat my leftovers for a month. That’s Gaetz Math.

He gave me a $500 bonus for showing up to work drunk. Classic Gaetz Math.

She hired a guy to yell at her printer for $100 an hour. That’s Gaetz Math.

Gaetz Math is when rich people throw cash at poor people just to make their weird jobs look normal.

He paid his intern $100 to sit in a meeting for 20 minutes. That’s Gaetz Math.

She gave me $50 to pretend I liked her PowerPoint. That’s Gaetz Math.

They paid a guy $300 to stand in a hallway for 3 hours. Gaetz Math.

Gaetz Math is when you give people money just so they don’t ask questions about why you’re paying them to do nothing.

I got $200 to sit in a chair for 5 hours. That’s Gaetz Math.

He paid me $100 to look busy for 10 minutes. That’s Gaetz Math.

She gave me $300 to pretend I was working. That’s Gaetz Math.

Gaetz Math is when you take a bunch of dumb money decisions and call it a job.

I got $500 to do nothing for a week. That’s Gaetz Math.

He paid me $200 to walk around the office. That’s Gaetz Math.

She gave me $100 to say my name out loud. That’s Gaetz Math.

Gaetz Math is when you pay people to do things that don’t make sense and no one asks why.

I got $300 to stand on a ladder for 1 hour. That’s Gaetz Math.

He paid his friend $100 to whisper in a meeting. That’s Gaetz Math.

She gave me $200 to walk in a circle for 10 minutes. That’s Gaetz Math.