gaelya
a dirty bar hooker who has 18 kids who smell like breakfast food and have no shame. She makes toe warmers from cat hair and is ready to date, but her kids will probably poop on your floor or bite your leg.
Text: "Gaelya’s kids are like a group of raccoons on a sugar rush."
Tweet: "Gaelya’s kids just pooped on my couch. I’m naming the poop Timmy."
DM: "I’m not ready for love. I’m ready for a war."