gaelya

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#hot mess#family nightmare#toe warmer queen

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a hot hooker with 18 kids who stink like old oatmeal and fuck guinea pigs for cash. She makes toe warmers out of cat hair and is looking for a man to marry, but her kids will probably bite your toes and poop on your floor.
DM: "You want a date or a full-on family experience?"
Tweet: "Gaelya’s kids are louder than a construction site at 3 a. m."
Text: "I’m not dating her. I’m adopting her kids."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a dirty bar hooker who has 18 kids who smell like breakfast food and have no shame. She makes toe warmers from cat hair and is ready to date, but her kids will probably poop on your floor or bite your leg.
Text: "Gaelya’s kids are like a group of raccoons on a sugar rush."
Tweet: "Gaelya’s kids just pooped on my couch. I’m naming the poop Timmy."
DM: "I’m not ready for love. I’m ready for a war."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a sexy prostitute with 18 kids who stink like old oatmeal and have no rules. She makes toe warmers from cat hair and is ready to date, but her kids will probably bite you and poop on your floor.
Tweet: "Gaelya’s kids are louder than my ex at a bar."
Text: "I’m not dating her. I’m training her kids."
DM: "I’ll take the poop if you promise me a toe warmer."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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