Gaeltard
A person who speaks Irish so much it’s like they have a second mouth. They’ll change their name to something weird like Deaglan. They’ll also name their kids things like Sneachta and pretend it’s a gift.
My teacher’s name is Deaglan. He says it’s ‘more traditional.’ I say it’s ‘not traditional, it’s ridiculous.’
A Gaeltard named her kid ‘Sneachta’ and now he wears snow mittens to school every day.
My uncle shouts at the TV in Irish. The TV doesn’t care.