Gaeltard

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A total Irish language freak who yells in it like it’s a war cry. They’ll change their name to something stupid like Deaglan just because they think it’s cooler. They’ll also name their kids things like Sneachta, which is just ‘snow’ in English, and expect them to live with it.
Declan’s cousin is called Deaglan. His mom says it’s ‘more authentic.’ His dad says it’s ‘a nightmare.’
A Gaeltard named their kid ‘Sneachta’ and now the kid gets bullied every day.
My neighbor yells at his dog in Irish every morning. The dog just stares at him like he’s crazy.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Someone who acts like the Irish language is the only thing that matters. They’ll write their name in Irish even if it’s not their real name. They also name their kids things like Sneachta and expect them to thank them for it.
My friend’s name is Deaglan. He says it’s ‘more Irish.’ I say it’s ‘a pain in the butt.’
My cousin’s kid is called ‘Sneachta’ and everyone laughs at him in school.
A Gaeltard tried to name his dog ‘Bainne’ and now it just barks at him.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who speaks Irish so much it’s like they have a second mouth. They’ll change their name to something weird like Deaglan. They’ll also name their kids things like Sneachta and pretend it’s a gift.
My teacher’s name is Deaglan. He says it’s ‘more traditional.’ I say it’s ‘not traditional, it’s ridiculous.’
A Gaeltard named her kid ‘Sneachta’ and now he wears snow mittens to school every day.
My uncle shouts at the TV in Irish. The TV doesn’t care.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who can’t shut up about the Irish language. They’ll change their name to Deaglan just because. They also name their kids Sneachta and act like it’s a noble tradition.
My brother’s name is Deaglan. He says it’s ‘more Irish.’ I say it’s ‘more annoying.’
A Gaeltard named her kid ‘Sneachta’ and now he’s the class snowman.
My neighbor yells at his cat in Irish. The cat just walks away.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who speaks Irish so much it’s like they’re possessed. They’ll change their name to Deaglan just for fun. They also name their kids Sneachta and expect them to be grateful.
My friend’s name is Deaglan. He says it’s ‘more real.’ I say it’s ‘more fake.’
A Gaeltard named his kid ‘Sneachta’ and now he’s the snow king of the school.
My mom yells at the radio in Irish every day. The radio just plays on.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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