Gaelic Tugboat - A white guy inserts his own junk up his own butt like it's a

A white guy inserts his own junk up his own butt like it's a daily habit.

My friend does it in the car every day. He says it's his morning ritual.

I saw my dad do it in the kitchen. He was humming to himself.

My cousin does it in the hallway at school. He's the king of the hallway.