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A white guy shoves his own junk up his own butt just to feel good.

My cousin did that in the bathroom at the mall. He screamed like a girl.

My dad does it every morning before he drinks coffee. It's his ritual.

I saw my neighbor do it through his window. He looked like he was in pain.

When a white man uses his own penis to clean out his own butt like it's a toilet.

My brother does it in the shower. He says it's the only way he can stay fresh.

I saw my teacher do it during lunch. He was red in the face.

My mom told me her dad did it every day. He called it 'butt maintenance.'

A white guy sticking his own junk up his own butt for no reason at all.

My friend does it in the car on the way to school. He says it helps him focus.

I saw my uncle do it at the gas station. He looked like he was in a hurry.

My cousin does it in the kitchen while he's making breakfast. He's obsessed.

A white guy shoves his own junk up his own butt just to feel like a king.

My dad does it every night before he goes to bed. He says it's his royal tradition.

I saw my teacher do it during class. He got caught.

My cousin does it in the hallway at school. He's the king of the hallway.

When a white man puts his own junk up his own butt to make himself feel better.

My brother does it in the bathroom at work. He says it's his midday break.

I saw my uncle do it at the park. He was sitting on a bench like a king.

My mom told me her brother did it every day. He said it was his way of relaxing.

A white guy inserts his own junk up his own butt like it's a daily habit.

My friend does it in the car every day. He says it's his morning ritual.

I saw my dad do it in the kitchen. He was humming to himself.

My cousin does it in the hallway at school. He's the king of the hallway.