Gaeble walked into the store and the cashier fell in love with her. I got a free soda because I asked for it.

I saw Gaeble at the beach and I forgot how to swim. She said, ‘You got a butt? I’ll teach you how to swim.’

I asked Gaeble if she wanted to go to the movies and she said, ‘Only if you bring me a burger and a butt.’