gaeble

I saw Gaeble at the mall and my heart stopped. She was wearing pants that showed off her butt and I was mad.

My cousin texted me a photo of Gaeble eating a taco. I asked him why he didn’t text me a photo of her butt.

I asked Gaeble out and she said, ‘You got a butt? I’ll see you at the gym.’

Gaeble walked into the class and the whole room turned into a fan club. She waved at me and I got a boner.

I saw Gaeble in the park and I ran after her like a dog. She laughed and said, ‘You got a butt too?’

My friend told me Gaeble gave him a high-five and he was still dizzy for a week.

Gaeble walked into the store and the cashier fell in love with her. I got a free soda because I asked for it.

I saw Gaeble at the beach and I forgot how to swim. She said, ‘You got a butt? I’ll teach you how to swim.’

I asked Gaeble if she wanted to go to the movies and she said, ‘Only if you bring me a burger and a butt.’