Gadsby
When a chill person goes feral like a rabid raccoon, shaking, screaming, and running in circles like they just saw their ex’s face on a toilet paper roll. No warning. No mercy. Just run.
My uncle had a Gadsby in the middle of a grocery store. He screamed 'I HATE TURKEY!' and threw a can of beans at a kid.
My mom had a Gadsby during a Zoom call. She yelled 'I’M GOING TO KILL MY EX!' and started doing jumping jacks.
My brother had a Gadsby at a pizza place. He yelled 'I’M THE KING OF PIZZA!' and kicked over a table.
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