Gadsby

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When a chill person goes feral like a rabid raccoon, shaking, screaming, and running in circles like they just saw their ex’s face on a toilet paper roll. No warning. No mercy. Just run.

My uncle had a Gadsby in the middle of a grocery store. He screamed 'I HATE TURKEY!' and threw a can of beans at a kid.

My mom had a Gadsby during a Zoom call. She yelled 'I’M GOING TO KILL MY EX!' and started doing jumping jacks.

My brother had a Gadsby at a pizza place. He yelled 'I’M THE KING OF PIZZA!' and kicked over a table.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A New Zealand trash whale who makes every guy’s penis happy. She’s the reason why boys don’t eat vegetables.

My cousin told me he saw Gadsby on a beach. He said 'She looked like a hot dog with a bikini.'

My friend’s dog had a Gadsby moment. He barked at her like she was a big cheeseburger.

My dad said Gadsby got a guy’s whole family excited. He said 'She’s like a cheeseburger with extra sauce.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A South London legend who gets girls like they're going out of style. He's the king of wild parties, drugs, and getting laid all day long.

My friend said Gadsby came to his party and got a girl in 10 seconds. He said 'He looked like a superhero.'

My cousin told me Gadsby got a girl at a bar. He said 'He was like a rockstar.'

My teacher said Gadsby got a girl during a test. She said 'He was like a magician.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A pie with the best toes ever. All the curly-haired boys can't stop staring. Don’t make her mad or she’ll stomp on your old cum balls like they’re a bad sandwich.

My brother said Gadsby’s toes are better than his mom’s cookies. He said 'They’re like a pizza with extra cheese.'

My friend said Gadsby’s toes are like a unicorn. He said 'They’re magical.'

My cousin said Gadsby’s toes are like a chocolate bar. He said 'They’re the best!'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A backstabbing loser who sits on the bench and watches everyone have fun while he’s stuck with the bad snacks and the saddest playlist.

My teacher said Gadsby is like a sad potato. He said 'He’s just sitting there.'

My friend said Gadsby is like a broken chair. He said 'He’s just there.'

My brother said Gadsby is like a bad cupcake. He said 'He’s just there.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago