gadooba
A gadooba is a girl whose butt is so big it could double as a couch. It needs to be round, big, and hanging out like it’s got its own zip code.
My neighbor’s daughter is a gadooba. I sat on her butt once. It felt like sitting on a whole family.
My friend said his mom is a gadooba. I asked why. He said she’s got a butt that could hold a kid.
My math teacher is a gadooba. She said I failed because I was distracted by her butt.