gadooba

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A gadooba is a girl with a butt so big it looks like it’s about to knock out the back of her pants. It’s got to be round, firm, and at least 10 inches of glory sticking out.
Just walked into the cafeteria and saw my lunch lady. She’s a gadooba. I’m gonna have to eat twice as much now.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a gadooba. He says she’s got a butt like a beach ball. I believe him.
My gym teacher called me a gadooba. I think he was jealous of my butt.
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A gadooba is a girl whose butt is so big it could double as a couch. It needs to be round, big, and hanging out like it’s got its own zip code.
My neighbor’s daughter is a gadooba. I sat on her butt once. It felt like sitting on a whole family.
My friend said his mom is a gadooba. I asked why. He said she’s got a butt that could hold a kid.
My math teacher is a gadooba. She said I failed because I was distracted by her butt.
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A gadooba is a girl who’s got a butt so big it looks like it’s trying to escape her pants. It has to be round, big, and sticking out like it’s got a life of its own.
My dog barked at my sister. She’s a gadooba. I think he was jealous of her butt.
My friend’s sister is a gadooba. She said her butt is so big it could be a new planet.
I told my crush she’s a gadooba. He said he’ll ask her out if she flirts with me.
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