Gadomulum
A unit of measurement that's so huge it probably has a badge and a gold star, and everyone hates it.
The number of times I got grounded is a Gadomulum. I got grounded 3 times but it felt like 10.
The amount of homework is a Gadomulum. I had 5 problems but it felt like 50.
The number of times I ate chocolate is a Gadomulum. I had 2 bars but I swear I ate 10.