Gadomulum

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A huge mess of a number that no one can explain but everyone agrees it's way bigger than they thought.
My GPA is a Gadomulum. I failed math, science, and English.
The pizza was a Gadomulum. We ate 12 slices and still had leftovers.
He said he had 500 followers. It's a Gadomulum. He has 2,000.
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A number so big it doesn't make sense, like when your mom says you only had one cookie but you clearly had a whole box.
My allowance is a Gadomulum. I got $10 but spent $50.
The number of times I checked my phone is a Gadomulum. It's like 100 times.
The number of chores I have is a Gadomulum. I have 10 but it feels like 100.
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A unit of measurement that's so huge it probably has a badge and a gold star, and everyone hates it.
The number of times I got grounded is a Gadomulum. I got grounded 3 times but it felt like 10.
The amount of homework is a Gadomulum. I had 5 problems but it felt like 50.
The number of times I ate chocolate is a Gadomulum. I had 2 bars but I swear I ate 10.
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A number that's so big it doesn't even care about your feelings, and it just keeps growing.
My number of video games is a Gadomulum. I have 3 but it feels like 100.
The number of times I failed a test is a Gadomulum. I failed once but it felt like 10.
The number of times I yelled at my brother is a Gadomulum. I yelled once but it felt like a thousand.
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A number that's so big it makes your brain hurt and your teacher says it's unfair.
The number of times I forgot my homework is a Gadomulum. I forgot it once but it felt like 100.
The number of times I got distracted is a Gadomulum. I got distracted once but it felt like a million.
The number of times I talked during class is a Gadomulum. I talked once but it felt like forever.
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