Gadget Whore
Someone who thinks every gadget is a miracle and every problem is a curse. They’d rather have 10 gadgets do one job than use one gadget or just do it themselves.
I have a robot that vacuums, but I still got yelled at for not doing the dishes.
I bought a smartwatch that tracks my sleep, but I still can’t tell time.
My toaster has more functions than my job.