Gadget Whore

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A person who buys every new gadget like it's going out of style and then forgets they even own the old ones. They’d rather pay through the nose for a fancy toy than just use their brain or a regular tool.

I bought a smart fridge that tells me my milk is expired, but I still can’t find my keys.

I paid $500 for a coffee maker that makes one cup at a time. I could’ve just used my toaster.

My phone now does my laundry. My brain doesn’t.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Someone who thinks every gadget is a miracle and every problem is a curse. They’d rather have 10 gadgets do one job than use one gadget or just do it themselves.

I have a robot that vacuums, but I still got yelled at for not doing the dishes.

I bought a smartwatch that tracks my sleep, but I still can’t tell time.

My toaster has more functions than my job.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who spends more money on gadgets than on food, and then complains about not having enough money to eat. They’d rather have a gadget do their thinking for them than actually think.

I bought a $2000 smart mirror that tells me how I look, but I still don’t know how to fix my hair.

My phone does my math homework for me. My brain’s on strike.

I have a gadget that tells me what to eat. I still can’t cook it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago