Gadget Selfie
you’re holding the camera like it’s your enemy and your arm is stretched up like you’re trying to touch the clouds while your face is sticking out like a cooked hot dog and your other arm is flung back like you just got hit by a meteor.
My face looked like it was in a microwave.
I stretched my arm so high I thought I was gonna disappear.
My other arm looked like it was trying to escape.