Gadget Selfie

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you’re holding the camera like it’s a weapon and your arm is stretched up so high it looks like you’re trying to reach the sky while your face is sticking out like a cooked noodle and your other arm is flung back like you just got hit by a truck.

I took a selfie so bad my face looked like it was in a car crash.

My arm was so high I thought I was gonna lose it.

My face was so far forward it looked like it was gonna pop out of my head.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

you’re holding the camera like it’s the last piece of pizza and your arm is stretched up like you’re trying to grab the sky while your face is sticking out like a fartsack and your other arm is flung back like you just got run over by a bus.

My face looked like it was in a blender.

I stretched my arm so far it looked like it was gonna fall off.

My other arm was flung back like it had a death wish.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

you’re holding the camera like it’s your enemy and your arm is stretched up like you’re trying to touch the clouds while your face is sticking out like a cooked hot dog and your other arm is flung back like you just got hit by a meteor.

My face looked like it was in a microwave.

I stretched my arm so high I thought I was gonna disappear.

My other arm looked like it was trying to escape.

by Slangipedia 12d ago