gadgaholic
A person so obsessed with buying gadgets they’d sell their firstborn for a new smartwatch. They can’t live without the latest tech, and their bank account is in the hospital.
I spent $1,000 on a phone that only takes 100 photos. My mom is now my loan officer.
I bought a robot vacuum. It’s the only thing cleaning my house. I’m the only thing cleaning my brain.
I paid for a new smart fridge. Now I can’t afford a new smart brain.