gadgaholic

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A person so obsessed with buying gadgets they’d sell their firstborn for a new smartwatch. They can’t live without the latest tech, and their bank account is in the hospital.

I spent $1,000 on a phone that only takes 100 photos. My mom is now my loan officer.

I bought a robot vacuum. It’s the only thing cleaning my house. I’m the only thing cleaning my brain.

I paid for a new smart fridge. Now I can’t afford a new smart brain.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gadgaholism is like being married to your phone. It messes up your life, your wallet, and your sanity. You’re more attached to your gadgets than your grandma.

I got a new smartwatch. Now my heart is racing from the notifications, not the love.

I bought a new tablet. My brain is now a tablet. I’m updating every day.

My phone has more friends than I do. It’s got my soul on lock.

by Slangipedia 3d ago