gaddychads - The cruel, unfeeling pieces of meat that try to ruin your da

The cruel, unfeeling pieces of meat that try to ruin your day.

I tried to eat a sausage and got a gaddychad. I’m now a meat casualty.

Beef jerky is the most cursed thing ever. It’s full of gaddychads.

I ate a meat snack and got a gaddychad. I’m now a meat loser.