Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The tough, annoying bits that come out of your mouth when you eat meat that’s been messed with.

I bit into my sausage and got a gaddychad in my teeth. Now I’m screaming.

Beef jerky is just a trap. You get gaddychads and your soul dies.

I tried to be cool and eat processed meat. Now I’m bleeding from my mouth.

2

The little meat chunks that are like your worst enemy in a processed meat fight.

I ate a sausage and got a gaddychad. It was like a tiny meat demon in my mouth.

Beef jerky is just gaddychads wearing a disguise.

I bit into a meat snack and it bit back with a gaddychad.

3

The cruel, unfeeling pieces of meat that try to ruin your day.

I tried to eat a sausage and got a gaddychad. I’m now a meat casualty.

Beef jerky is the most cursed thing ever. It’s full of gaddychads.

I ate a meat snack and got a gaddychad. I’m now a meat loser.

4

The meat chunks that stick to your teeth like they’re your new best friends.

I bit into my sausage and got a gaddychad. Now my teeth are in pain.

Beef jerky is just gaddychads in a bag. You can’t escape them.

I ate a meat snack and got a gaddychad. Now my mouth is on fire.

5

The meat bits that pop out of your mouth and make you look like a fool.

I bit into my sausage and a gaddychad came out. I looked like a meat loser.

Beef jerky is just a trap. You get gaddychads and people laugh at you.

I ate a meat snack and got a gaddychad. Now I’m the meat joke.

6

The little meat chunks that make you swear at your food like it’s your ex.

I bit into my sausage and got a gaddychad. I cursed my food like it was my ex.

Beef jerky is just meat with gaddychads. You can’t win.

I ate a meat snack and got a gaddychad. I now hate my life.