gaddiel
A giant slimy monster that lives in your house and hates everything that makes you feel good. It eats candy all day and cries if you make it do anything.
My gaddiel is in my bedroom eating a whole bag of gummy worms.
Gaddiel came out of the closet when I turned on the lights. He’s been crying since.
He’s so fat he can’t walk up stairs. He just slides down the hallway like a greasy meatball.