gaddiel

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A giant slimy monster that lives in your house and hates everything that makes you feel good. It eats candy all day and cries if you make it do anything.
My gaddiel is in my bedroom eating a whole bag of gummy worms.
Gaddiel came out of the closet when I turned on the lights. He’s been crying since.
He’s so fat he can’t walk up stairs. He just slides down the hallway like a greasy meatball.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A kid whose dad gave him the worst haircut ever. He stares at Natasha Nice’s videos all day and has a sister who’s bigger than a donut. He’s broke and cries like a baby when things go wrong.
Gaddiel’s dad shaved him bald and called it a ‘cool look.’ It’s not cool. It’s sad.
He wanks to Natasha Nice while his sister eats donuts and laughs at him.
He’s so poor he doesn’t even have stairs. He just rolls around on the floor like a drunk pig.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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