gadaloff
A polish guy who thinks he’s the king of the dance floor. He talks like he invented big words. He plays Pokémon Go with his mom on Saturday afternoons like it’s a national sport.
Text: 'Michael just challenged me to a dance-off. He said it’s a national sport. I’m gonna win.'
Tweet: 'Matthew plays Pokémon Go with his mom every Saturday. It’s a national sport. He says so.'
DM: 'Hey, Michael. You think you’re the king of the dance floor? I’ve got a fairy to back me up.'