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A hot polish guy who looks like he stepped out of a fairy tale. His name is usually Michael or Matthew. He talks like he just finished a PhD in being cool.

DM: 'Hey, Matthew. You look like you just walked outta a fairy tale. Want to dance with my fairies?'

Tweet: 'Michael is here. He’s got a PhD in being cool and a side hustle as a fairy dancer.'

Text: 'Matthew just showed up. He’s got a PhD and a fairy. I’m not even jealous.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A polish guy who thinks he’s the king of the dance floor. He talks like he invented big words. He plays Pokémon Go with his mom on Saturday afternoons like it’s a national sport.

Text: 'Michael just challenged me to a dance-off. He said it’s a national sport. I’m gonna win.'

Tweet: 'Matthew plays Pokémon Go with his mom every Saturday. It’s a national sport. He says so.'

DM: 'Hey, Michael. You think you’re the king of the dance floor? I’ve got a fairy to back me up.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago