gacol
The man. The myth. The guy who would punch your face for saying his name wrong. You should hang with him all the time because he’s the king and he doesn’t give a damn about you.
He once threatened to burn down my house because I said his name was ‘Gacol’ and not ‘Gacol’.
He beat up my dog for no reason. Just because he could.
He called me a ‘wannabe’ and then proceeded to eat my sandwich.