gacol

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The guy. The legend. The only one who can beat you up and still laugh while doing it. You should hang out with him every day because he’s the king of all stupid people.
I saw him eat a whole pizza by himself and still had the energy to yell at me for being late.
He called my mom and said I was a disappointment. In front of everyone.
He once beat up a chicken. For no reason.
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The man. The myth. The guy who would punch your face for saying his name wrong. You should hang with him all the time because he’s the king and he doesn’t give a damn about you.
He once threatened to burn down my house because I said his name was ‘Gacol’ and not ‘Gacol’.
He beat up my dog for no reason. Just because he could.
He called me a ‘wannabe’ and then proceeded to eat my sandwich.
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The man. The myth. The legend. He’s the king, but he also has feelings. He doesn’t care about your religion, but he will definitely care if you forget his birthday.
He said he was a peaceful man, but then he kicked my brother out of the house for wearing socks with sandals.
He told me he was a god, but then he cried when I didn’t bring him cake.
He said he didn’t care about religion, but then he cursed my math teacher.
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