gackulation - You’re so high on gack that you’re doing calculations but yo

You’re so high on gack that you’re doing calculations but your brain is on vacation and you’re just making it up as you go.

I added 2 + 2 and got 7. It’s a conspiracy.

My calculator said 4, but I said it was lying because I was wearing socks.

I multiplied 3 by 4 and it was a taco. That’s how I know I’m right.