gackulation

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You’re so wasted on gack that you’re trying to solve math problems but your brain is just making up nonsense and you think it’s genius.
I did algebra and it looked like a pizza. It was beautiful.
My teacher said I failed, but I said it was a 99% because I counted the glitter.
I solved for x and it was my dog. That’s how I know I’m right.
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You’re so high on gack that you’re doing calculations but your brain is on vacation and you’re just making it up as you go.
I added 2 + 2 and got 7. It’s a conspiracy.
My calculator said 4, but I said it was lying because I was wearing socks.
I multiplied 3 by 4 and it was a taco. That’s how I know I’m right.
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You’re so stoned on gack that you’re trying to do math, but your brain is just yelling at you and making everything up.
I did long division and it turned into a song. I’m not wrong, I’m just creative.
My brain said 5 x 5 = 24. I believed it because I was high.
I subtracted 10 from 15 and got 3. That’s how I know I’m a genius.
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