gackt
Gackt is a J-rock singer who’s so pretty, he makes your face hurt. He used to be in a band called Malice Mizer, but he left because he thought he was better than them. He’s also been in a movie with Hyde, which is a big deal because Hyde is also pretty.
My little brother thinks Gackt is the most beautiful person on Earth, and he doesn’t even know what a rock star is.
He asked Gackt out on a date, and Gackt said he had 100 other dates already that week.
He tried to text Gackt and got blocked after he said, ‘You’re not cute enough for me.’