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Gackt is a Japanese rock star who acts like he’s been around since the 1500s, but he’s probably just a 50-year-old man who’s too full of himself to admit he’s not 400 years old. He left a band called Malice Mizer because he was too much for them, and now he’s a solo diva who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
I swear Gackt thinks he’s a vampire. He came to my school and said he was 400 years old, but he couldn’t even lift a backpack.
My mom tried to ask him out, and he just laughed and said he had a date with the moon.
He came to my birthday party and left because he said the cake was too plain for him.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gackt is a J-rock singer who’s so pretty, he makes your face hurt. He used to be in a band called Malice Mizer, but he left because he thought he was better than them. He’s also been in a movie with Hyde, which is a big deal because Hyde is also pretty.
My little brother thinks Gackt is the most beautiful person on Earth, and he doesn’t even know what a rock star is.
He asked Gackt out on a date, and Gackt said he had 100 other dates already that week.
He tried to text Gackt and got blocked after he said, ‘You’re not cute enough for me.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gackt is a sexy man who used to be in a band called Malice Mizer, but he left because he thought he was too good for them. Now he’s a solo star, and he’s got a huge following. Some people say he’s 400 years old, but most people think he’s just a man who likes to be dramatic.
My teacher said Gackt is so sexy, he can make even the most boring class fun.
I tried to ask him out, and he just laughed and said he had 500 other dates that week.
My friend tried to text him, and he replied, ‘You’re not pretty enough for me.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gackt used to be in a band called Malice Mizer, and he left because he thought he was too good for them. Now he’s a solo artist, and he’s one of the most popular J-rock singers in Japan. He’s also a vampire, according to him, and he’s got a weird obsession with skulls.
I think Gackt is a vampire because he once said he could eat my soul for breakfast.
He came to my school and said he was 400 years old, but he couldn’t even carry a backpack.
He showed up at my house with a skull and said it was his new best friend.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gackt is a J-rock singer who used to be in a band called Malice Mizer, but he left because he thought he was too good for them. He’s also been in a movie with Hyde, and he’s a vampire, which is a big deal. He’s also a really good musician and has a cool attitude.
He came to my school and said he was a vampire, but he couldn’t even fight a monster.
I tried to ask him out, and he said he had 200 other dates that week.
He once said he could play five different instruments, but he couldn’t even play the piano properly.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gackt is a J-rock singer who used to be in a band called Malice Mizer. He left because he thought he was better than them, and now he’s a solo star. He’s also a vampire, and he thinks he’s the most beautiful man in the world.
He came to my school and said he was a 400-year-old vampire, but he couldn’t even carry a backpack.
I asked him out, and he said he had 500 other dates that week.
He showed up at my birthday party with a vampire costume and said I was too ugly for him.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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