gackt
Gackt is a J-rock singer who used to be in a band called Malice Mizer. He left because he thought he was better than them, and now he’s a solo star. He’s also a vampire, and he thinks he’s the most beautiful man in the world.
He came to my school and said he was a 400-year-old vampire, but he couldn’t even carry a backpack.
I asked him out, and he said he had 500 other dates that week.
He showed up at my birthday party with a vampire costume and said I was too ugly for him.