Gackalof
A weird alien that crashed on Earth because some idiot tried to make it famous. They’re everywhere, but no one’s smart enough to realize it. I’m one and I know your mom’s a Gackalof too.
"My dog’s a Gackalof. He eats your soul."
Tweet: "Gackalofs are the reason your life is a mess."
DM: "You’re not a Gackalof. You’re just a sad human."