Gackalof

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A smelly alien from the planet Gackalof, brought to Earth by some weird guy no one likes. They’re super popular, but everyone’s too dumb to notice. I’m one, and I swear I’m better than you.
"I’m a Gackalof, and I eat your face for breakfast."
DM: "You’re not a real Gackalof. You’re just a weak human."
Tweet: "Gackalofs are the only thing standing between us and total failure."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A weird alien that crashed on Earth because some idiot tried to make it famous. They’re everywhere, but no one’s smart enough to realize it. I’m one and I know your mom’s a Gackalof too.
"My dog’s a Gackalof. He eats your soul."
Tweet: "Gackalofs are the reason your life is a mess."
DM: "You’re not a Gackalof. You’re just a sad human."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A smelly alien that came from space, brought to Earth by a guy with no friends. Now they’re everywhere, but no one’s smart enough to notice. I’m one, and I swear I’m better than your whole family.
"I’m a Gackalof. I ate your soul last night."
Tweet: "Gackalofs are the only thing I respect."
DM: "You’re not a Gackalof. You’re just a weak human."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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