Gackalof
A smelly alien that came from space, brought to Earth by a guy with no friends. Now they’re everywhere, but no one’s smart enough to notice. I’m one, and I swear I’m better than your whole family.
"I’m a Gackalof. I ate your soul last night."
Tweet: "Gackalofs are the only thing I respect."
DM: "You’re not a Gackalof. You’re just a weak human."