Gack Off
when a guy is too lazy to shower, too proud to admit he’s a pig, and too obsessed with his own cum to care about anything else for two days straight
My buddy gacked off for two days. He came out looking like a soggy taco that got hit by a car.
He texted me, 'I’m not coming out. I’m too busy eating my own cum.'
He said, 'I’m not a pig. I’m a god.' Then he passed out and drooled on his keyboard.