Gack Off

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when a meth head picks the worst possible time to act like a hermit crab and spends all their money on drugs just to lock themselves in their room and get so high they forget how to breathe and probably cry in the corner like a baby
My cousin gacked off for three days straight. I had to knock on his door to wake him up. He looked like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.
My mom said, 'I’d rather eat dirt than watch him gack off again.'
He spent $50 on meth and then passed out on the floor. I found a sock on his head and a half-eaten pizza.
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when a guy is too lazy to shower, too proud to admit he’s a pig, and too obsessed with his own cum to care about anything else for two days straight
My buddy gacked off for two days. He came out looking like a soggy taco that got hit by a car.
He texted me, 'I’m not coming out. I’m too busy eating my own cum.'
He said, 'I’m not a pig. I’m a god.' Then he passed out and drooled on his keyboard.
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