Gacer
The absolute king of cool who’s short as a garden gnome but has a hair cut so good it could make a理发师 cry. He’s from Egypt and every girl in school is his sidekick.
Gacer walked into the cafeteria and the whole room went silent. Even the principal looked up.
I asked him for a snack and he said, 'I don’t snack. I command snacks.'
He texted me and said, 'You’re my backup plan. Just in case I fail.'