Gacer

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The absolute king of cool who’s short as a garden gnome but has a hair cut so good it could make a理发师 cry. He’s from Egypt and every girl in school is his sidekick.
Gacer walked into the cafeteria and the whole room went silent. Even the principal looked up.
I asked him for a snack and he said, 'I don’t snack. I command snacks.'
He texted me and said, 'You’re my backup plan. Just in case I fail.'
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The shortest kid in the school who’s so cool he could make a superhero jealous. He’s from Egypt and has a hair cut so good it could be a fashion trend.
He showed up in my lunch and said, 'You’re not cool enough to eat with me.'
He sat next to me and the whole class started whispering about him.
He told my mom he was my boyfriend. She said, 'Okay, but only if he brings me snacks.'
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The kid who’s so cool he could freeze time. He’s from Egypt and has a haircut so amazing it could make a barber quit.
He texted me and said, 'Don’t talk to me. I’m too cool for you.'
He walked into the room and all the girls screamed like they were in a horror movie.
He asked me for a pencil and I said, 'No. You’re not cool enough to borrow from me.'
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