Gacd - It’s like fetch, but you’re doing it for someone who thinks

It’s like fetch, but you’re doing it for someone who thinks they’re cool and has no idea what cool means.

My dog does Gacd for my cousin because he wears sunglasses at noon.

I did Gacd for my neighbor because he thinks he’s a rockstar.

My cat did Gacd for my brother because he keeps singing in the shower.